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Katterog

Katterog Regions Katterese Union Flag

For about a year now, I have been working on a fictional world, the purpose of which is to create a realistic, complex, and sustainable world that I would be proud to live in. I've made some maps and graphics, and written a little about its contents, but the vast majority still finds its only home inside my brain. It is called Katterog (pronounced "katroo" in the Katterese language), and was originally going to be a makeshift boardgame about creating a civilization on a new planet. I became so invested in developing the game's fictional world that I scratched the boardgame and just kept dreaming about the world. I will be storing all the data regarding the world on this website.

Katterogvil model

In addition to the creation of the Katterog world, I am creating a physical paper model of Katterogvil, a city-state in Katterog. Although I am far from completing it, the model will have a width of 1.2 meters, and a length of 1.6 meters. A typical building in the city is only 4-8 cubic centimeters. The goal is similar to that of Katterog as a whole; I want to make it complicated and realistic. As such, it will include all the facilities that a normal city would have. Accounting for all the potential dangers in a real city is the most difficult, and most interesting part. Additionally, I want to include small references to real life all throughout the city. Particularly, I want the city to contain a building representing everyone I know. If you know me and we have not already discussed this, please hit me up and let me know what kind of building you want in the city. I would prefer you to ask for something like a shop or restaurant, but it's okay if you want something else, as long as it's realistic. I will release updates and images upon reaching milestones in the construction process. I am currently in the planning phase, drawing the city, but not actually making buildings yet. (You can request a building anytime you want, though; I'll write it down.)

Update 29 July 2018: I have completed the 2D form of the city. A plan has been drawn out showing where all the buildings will go. It's hard to get a good picture of such a large piece of paper, but this was the best I could do. Most of the buildings are visible if you look closely. They take a wide variety of shapes, but most are rectangular. I will only be putting care into buildings that were requested, or that I just feel like putting care into. There are far too many for me to put time into all of them, assuming I want to finish within a year or so.

katterogvil2d

I will now begin constructing buildings, but it will take a long time. This does not mean that requests are closed. Remember to let me know what building you want to represent you if you haven't already! Thanks!

Squirrel Gladiators

A group of friends and I are creating a game about squirrels (and their owners) who fight each other in gladiator arenas. As of now, we are not too far into the process of creating the game, but you can check in any time at squirrelgladiators.com. And remember to be careful! Things get dangerous in the arena...

Instagram page

I love photography, and consider myself to be okay at it. Instagram is the only social media that I use daily, and you can find me there @milezinator, or by clicking the button at the top. Let me know what you think of my photos!

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